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"OH,
HARPIST...?"
A
quasi-serious take on a FAQ page.
Click here to send me your
question.
Click
on any of the following questions to be taken directly to the answer.
How
do you move that thing by yourself?
Can
you play "Stairway to Heaven" on that?
Have
you considered playing a smaller instrument?
How
much does your harp cost?
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Height
= 5' 10". Weight = 76 pounds. No, I didn't grow a few
inches, and no, I am not skin and bones. These are the stats
of the instrument I need to transport from church to golf club to
lakefront to restaurant to ??? to earn my living as a harpist.
One
question among many posed to me as I wheel around an instrument
a bit larger than me:
How do you move that thing by yourself
?!?
A
cart/dolly made especially for the harp and a hearse-like vehicle
makes transportation of the harp and harpist possible. With
the back seats down, the bulk of my 1994 Volvo 940 Wagon is converted
to a flat bed. The harp lies on its side on a mattress, surrounded
by all supporting gear (cart, music stand, bench). Below is
a pictorial step-by-step process of how I get the harp out of my
house and back again. Photos of physical harp laborer (me)
excluded.
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Step
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Step
2 |
Step
3 |
Step
4 |
Gather
cart, music stand, gig bag, harp (Lyon
& Healy 85E), bench, and later;
water, iPod, glasses, phone. |
Tip
harp forward, slide cart tray under it, secure harp in the cart
with belt and position harp and cart at patio door. |
Prop
door open. Bump harp
and cart down the patio step.
Make sure door is securely propped open.
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Position
harp at predetermined angle and proximity from the mattress-ready
Volvo.
Remove cart. |
(Click
on images for a larger view)
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Use
imagination
here
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Step
6 |
Step
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Step
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Support harp edge
on knee and grip tightly; lower harp to rest on mattress on
car bumper.
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Lift pedal end of
harp and with
entire body, push harp and mattress into car at an angle.
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Breathe now that
harp is in!
Strategically place music stand and cart next to harp.
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Place inverted bench
and gig bag on front seat. If
bringing amp, it rides shotgun.
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To
get the harp back home, reverse steps 1 through 8. Results of the
process:
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Use
imagination
here
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Muscles |
Assortment
of bruises
on knees and thighs |
Fatigue |
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Though
I love my Volvo, I fantasize about having a smaller and more fuel
efficient vehicle.
Technology is getting close.
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Can
you play "Stairway to Heaven" on that?
YES
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And...
"In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly
"True
Love Waits" by Radiohead
"Girl
from Ipanema" by Jobim
"Autumn
Leaves" by Kosma
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The
pedal harp can be set -- and changed -- to any key through the
use of pedals
located at the base of the instrument. The pedals function
like the black keys on a piano. There are seven pedals, one for
each note of the scale, and each pedal can be moved by the feet
into one of three positions -- flat, natural, or sharp -- which
changes the string tension. Coordination of feet and fingers is
essential while attempting to minimize the 'clunk' of metal pedal
against wood.
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| Interpreting
many layers of multiple instruments to one acoustic stringed instrument
is a challenge. When peforming the pieces live and solo, one must
decide, measure by measure, which voices from the original composition
to highlight. With
the help of my Tascam
Portastudio 788, a piece of recording equipment whose innerworkings
I've yet to master, and a JamMan
looping pedal, layers of harp voices can be sandwiched to form
satisfactory covers. |
Tell
me what music you think would be interesting to hear and/or impossible
to play on harp.
The
only thing that counts is intention. What counts is what one wants to
do.
Georges Braque
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Just about every time I
take the instrument out in public,
the following question is asked with a mixture of jest and trepidation
as I maneuver it and its accompanying equipment to and from my vehicle;
Have you ever considered playing a smaller instrument,like
a piccolo or a harmonica -- instead of the harp?!?
I've
thought about listing the top five answers David-Letterman style, but
the only answer is;
NO.
To
read other harpists' answers to a similar question, visit the
Harp Column message boards.
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I'm
often asked at events where I play:
How
much does your harp cost?
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The price of a harp
varies according to the style and size of the instrument. My Lyon
& Healy 85E pedal harp is a basic model void of gold, ornate
carvings, or soundboard applique. I purchased it brand new in 1995
for $10,750 -- check Lyon &
Healy for current pricing. The most expensive harp puts the
purchase price of a brand new luxury vehicle to shame. If the price
of the instrument itself makes you catch your breath, consider the
expense of the vehicle you need to transport it,
as well the following related purchases:
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Item
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What
I purchased
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| Height-adjustable
bench/chair |
Artist
model from Lyon & Healy |
| Tuner |
Seiko
ST 1200 Chromatic Tuner |
| Music
stand |
Montana's Mister Standman
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| Strings |
Gut,
nylon, wire-bound are not sold locally and must be purchased online
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| Gig
clothing |
Slacks
whose dye isn't absorbed by the harp's finish; shoes whose heel won't
interfere with pedal changes; tasteful all-black clothing |
| Professional
memberships |
Gig/teaching
resource and essential for insurance coverage |
| Preamp
and pickup |
Fishman
Pre-amp
and Transducer/Pickup |
| Amplifier |
Peavey
Ecoustic 110 |
| Instrument
insurance |
Terrorism
clause included! |
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